I was going through the
Well, this is OBVIOUSLY a fictional story or else the word bon-bons would have been included!!!Chapter 1, How Old: I am seven years old and have one sister and five brothers. MonkeyGirl is my only sister, and MonkeyBoy is my teenage brother. Then there's CuriousGeorge, SpiderMonkey, MonkeySee, and MonkeyDo (my little brothers).
Chapter 2, What I Look Like: I have light brown hair, blue eyes, tan skin, and brown eyebrows.
Chapter 3, How Old Are My Parents and Other People in My House: My dad is 33, my mom is 27. My sister is 14, my brothers are 12, 6, 2, 1, and 1.
Chapter 4, What My Parents Do: My dad drives a big truck all day. But my mom sits on our couch, on the computer or watchingGuiding LightTV.
Chapter 5, My Birthday: I was born on January 11, 2001. I was born in Monkeyville Medical Center.
Chapter 6, Favorite Foods: I like tacos, spaghetti with meatballs, and cereal.
THE END
The moral of the story folks...someday your child will be in 3rd grade and will have to write something like this, so you better start
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3 comments:
LOL! I have missed you, Kate! Still love those Monkey names. They make me laugh. :)
Point taken.
Don't ya just love kids. They don't see the house cleaned, clothes washed, dinner cooked and the million other things you do all day, just the lazy things you do. heh!!
kids are such turds sometimes! This is too funny and the same could be said about me most days. I only hope my kids forget before report time comes!
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